I'm about this awkward when dating - Imgur →
Two Steps to a Bikini-Ready Body
delatiierra: princessnaphthalene: 1. Look in the mirror and say “Bitch, I’m fabulous.” 2. Don bikini. Follow the above by whipping thy hair to and fro even if you don’t have any. You’re a sexy bitch. Yeah. Even you, cis-male bodied dude. You’re a sexy bitch, too.
I haven’t read “The Waste Land” for a year, and I never did bother to check all...– T.S. Eliot Scholars Give High Marks to Obama’s Analysis - ABC News Our president, ladies and gentlemen, at MY AGE. shit brah, i’ll never be prez.
The thing is, there’s a lot of fuss about “what to wear in college,” and I’m not...– what clothes to bring to college (an illustrated guide)
I’ve been told that people in the army do more by 7:00 am than I do in an...– “6:59 AM” by Shane Koyczan (via bohemiancupcake)
The Pineapple And The Hare: Can You Answer Two... →
Girls that talk shit don't grow up.
nicoleloher: They just get older.
Here is a problem with society: There are scores of businesses out there who...– you’re like, really pretty - that girl magazine
You think they’re smarter, better, friendlier, fitter, happier, more productive...– How You Know « Thought Catalog
Trying to walk when you're drunk
Set up your bed first, because if you cannot do anything else, you will...– how to move - that girl magazine
Doing my friend's makeup
whatshouldwecallme: When we’re sober: When we’re drunk:
He is mean. He is someone who has been notoriously douchey. He has slept with...– 5 signs you should not have sex with someone - that girl magazine