Two Steps to a Bikini-Ready Body
1. Look in the mirror and say “Bitch, I’m fabulous.”
2. Don bikini.
Follow the above by whipping thy hair to and fro even if you don’t have any. You’re a sexy bitch. Yeah. Even you, cis-male bodied dude. You’re a sexy bitch, too.
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